Asked the openai chatbot to generate some examples of tech gobbledygook

… and these are some of the results. Not bad to spice up your game if you’re a Leech or looking to build something.

My command = “create tech gobbledygook examples in the world of the Blades in the Dark setting”

“Our new Aether-infused blades harness the power of the Ghostlands, allowing them to phase through solid objects and strike with deadly precision.”

“Our new Blood-forged blades are imbued with dark alchemical power, allowing them to drain the life force of their victims and transfer it to the wielder.”

“The new Shadow-steel blades are crafted using a proprietary process that imbues them with the properties of the Shadow itself, making them nearly invisible in low light conditions.”

“Our new Clockwork blades feature a complex system of gears and levers that allow them to transform into various forms and shapes, making them highly versatile in combat.”

“The new Dragonbone blades are crafted from the bones of ancient dragons, imbued with their power and capable of cutting through even the toughest of armors.”

“Our new Ghost-Iron blades are crafted with Ghost Iron which was said to be mined from the city’s ghostly underworld, which allows them to disrupt the spiritual energy of their enemies.”

“The new Soul-bound blades are specially crafted with a ritual that binds the wielder’s soul to the blade, allowing the wielder to channel their own spiritual energy into the blade for increased power.”

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“even more steampunk tech gobbledygook, please. Turn the knob to 11”

“Our new Steam-powered blades feature a miniature boiler system that harnesses the power of steam to enhance their cutting power and speed.”

“The new clockwork-assisted blades use a complex system of gears and levers that allow for precise and deadly strikes, controlled by a sophisticated clockwork mechanism.”

“Our new pneumatically-actuated blades use pressurized air to power their movement, allowing for lightning-fast strikes and unparalleled agility.”

“The new electro-plasmic blades are powered by a built-in generator that harnesses the power of electricity, allowing them to shock and stun opponents.”

“Our new alchemo-mechanical blades use a combination of alchemy and clockwork engineering to enhance their cutting power and durability.”

“The new Aether-infused blades are powered by a miniature aether generator, allowing them to harness the power of the aether to phase through solid objects and strike with deadly precision.”

“Our new ley-line blades are crafted using a proprietary process that allows them to tap into the power of ley lines, granting them increased speed and power during combat.”

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That’s weapons grade technobabble!

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